Monday, July 14, 2008
Last blogged @ 12:08 PM

Just for laugh!!!


> > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
> She> > spends > > $100,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
> > > > > > > > On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
> > > > Before leaving, she says to the assistant, 'I hope you don't
> mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?'
> > > > 'About 32,' is the reply.
> > > > 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
> > > > > > > >
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
> > the very same question.
> > > > The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
> > > > The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
> > > > > > > > Now she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
>> The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
> > > > Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
> > > > > > > > While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
> waiting next to her the same question.
> > > > He replies,'I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
Although, when I was young,
> > > > there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
> > > > It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
> > > > > > They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity
> gets the best of her. She finally blurts out,
'What the hell, go> ahead.'

> > > > He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel
> > around very slowly and carefully.
> > > He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.
>>He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
> > > > After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay...How old am I?'
> > > > He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands,
> > and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'
> > > >Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you ell?'
> > > > The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'
> > > > 'I promise I won't,' she says.> > > >
'I was behind you in McDonald's.'