Monday, June 8, 2009
Last blogged @ 3:08 PM

I seriously need cash.
I needa buy those nice dresses I see online.
I needa re-extend my hair.
I needa buy more faux lashes.
I wanna go out without worrying that the money in my pocket ain't enough.
Damn it, if got any job lobangs must intro k? Pffffft!


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Supposed to meet Bf for supper but I cancelled it last minute as momma wants to fetch me home.
I don't understand why my friends at CGH don't wanna bathe before they go home, when they have the privilege to.
Bathing prevents spreading of disgusting germs and bacteria that we face in the ward.
Prevents us from spreading those yucky things to spread to our family & loved ones &&&& to the public as well.


Well, Someone said I was kiasu.
Please, use some brains.
If that's the case, then I might as well slot in 50c into the public swimming pool machine so that I can bathe there, or maybe go to the toilet downstairs to 'sponge' myself. _l_
Stupid people.
Do they think asking or suggesting stupid things make them look cuter?
No, it makes them 100x fugglier.
MUTHAFCKER.
Sometimes the act of innocence of ur face seriously
makes me feel like slapping some sense into you.
Go play with some tissue papers
or draw eyeliner all over the mirror if you really have the urge to do so.
Damn it, I can't stand the sight of you, what am I pretending for?



I had my maggie mee supper at home.
Shiokness.
Although there wasn't egg/hotdog/meatballs :(
I realise that my food cravings get especially high at night.
But when I wake up in the morning, everything's gone.




Okay, time to diet, eat less tomorrow Diana! ^^v


Me love Ambrose Lim.
But he's probably going to some screwedup place to work.
Whatever, we'll talk bout it when time comes k?
去你妈的屁errrrrrrrrrr! -Giggles!



Read it!

Women are Smart ;)

A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate...
During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible
relationship between the two...Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his
housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious..
Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said,” Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother :Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house.
I’m not saying that you did not take the silver plate ...But the fact remains thatit has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...

Love,Kumar



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow..

Love,Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....