What do you want from my life?
Dig the crap out of my history?

Know how many pets I used to keep?

Good Lord, WAKEUP.

Do you want me to know more about yours too,

how you treat the other ex girlfriends of yours..?
(Oh, sorry, I totally forgotten that I couldn't be bothered.)


You wanna make me get ugly?
Go ahead, don't do it in my face.